home from the sea
have you got a lobster
you can sell to me?
Chorus:
Singing aye-tiddly aye,
S**t or bust,
Never let your b*****ks dangle in the dust
Oh yes sir, yes sir
I have three
and the biggest of the b*****ds
I shall sell to thee
Chorus
and I couldn't find a dish
so I put it in the place
where the missus has a piss
Chorus
In the middle of the night
as you well know,
the missus she got up
to let the waters flow
Chorus
Well the missus gave a groan
and the missus gave a grunt
and there's the f***ing lobster
hanging from her c**t
Chorus
So the missus grabbed a brush
and then I grabbed a broom
and we chased the f***ing lobster
all around the room
Chorus
Well we hit it on the head
and we beat it on the side
and we hit the f***ing lobster
until the b*****d died
Chorus
The moral to this story
it is this,
Always have a shufty
before you have a piss
Chorus
