home from the sea
have you got a lobster
you can sell to me?
Chorus:
Singing aye-tiddly aye,
Shit or bust,
Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust
Oh yes sir, yes sir
I have three
and the biggest of the bastards
I shall sell to thee
Chorus
and I couldn't find a dish
so I put it in the place
where the missus has a piss
Chorus
In the middle of the night
as you well know,
the missus she got up
to let the waters flow
Chorus
Well the missus gave a groan
and the missus gave a grunt
and there's the fucking lobster
hanging from her cunt
Chorus
So the missus grabbed a brush
and then I grabbed a broom
and we chased the fucking lobster
all around the room
Chorus
Well we hit it on the head
and we beat it on the side
and we hit the fucking lobster
until the bastard died
Chorus
The moral to this story
it is this,
Always have a shufty
before you have a piss
Chorus
